Need some workout motivation that isn’t your typical cliche “what doesn’t kill you, makes you stronger” mumbo jumbo? Well, you have kinda come to the right place because below are some of Charlie Sheen’s unforgettable quotes that can actually motivate you to go hit the gym. All you have to do is interpret them with me in a way that is fitness-friendly. Ready? Here we go:
“I’m sorry, man, but I’ve got magic. I’ve got poetry in my fingertips. Most of the time – and this includes naps – I’m an F-18, bro. And I will destroy you in the air. I will deploy my ordinance to the ground”. – Charlie Sheen
You see that confidence? You see that spark? Use this inspirational bundle of energy-induced quote to get out of your chair (after your nap) and realize that you too can be an F-18 bro. Now get yourself to the gym with this magical attitude and everyone around you will fear your epic determination because of your poetic DNA.
“I’m here and I’m ready. They’re not. Bring it.” – Charlie Sheen
Now, this is a short quote so you need to bring it to it’s full potential by reciting it to yourself in the mirror. By doing this, you are sure to strut yourself into the gym like the tiger-blood possessing viking that you are, who just sacrificed their last meal to the Gods.
“The run I was on made Sinatra, Flynn, Jagger, Richards, all of them look like droopy-eyed armless children”. – Charlie Sheen
This one is pretty self-explanatory. Every time you run, keep your head up, don’t look at the ground, because every single time, you are going to make everyone else look like fools with your epic strides.
“The only thing I’m addicted to right now is winning.” – Charlie Sheen
Addicted to pancakes and fried sticks of butter? Not anymore, because the only thing you are addicted to now is winning. So, toss those glazed donuts into the waste bin because you ain’t got time for them pastry clowns anymore.
“I have one speed. One gear. Go! I dare you to keep up with me.”. – Charlie Sheen
All you need in order to succeed? This attitude. Don’t waste time weighing the pros and cons of eating right and working out. Just go. Boom. Winning.
So, has Charlie Sheen defeated that earthworm of doubt that has held you back for so long, with his words? If so, fantastic. If not, find more Charlie Sheen quotes here to fuel your fire-breathing fists that will help you burn off that extra weight.