Know a wild and wacky couple who need a unique cake? You have come to the right place then. Feast your eyes upon these fun ideas that are wild and wacky in the best way possible. Oh, and don’t worry, this post won’t be sappy and Bridezilla-like, so you don’t need to worry about feeling like an unlovable, lonely goat by the end of it. See, I am as single as a bad jingle sung by a man eatin’ a pringle. And that’s a fact. So, don’t expect any mushy talk accompanying these cake descriptions, but do expect a little bit of bitter blurbs from yours truly. #singlegirlproblems
1. Aladdin-Themed Cake
Now, this is just mean. I bet this cake tastes just as good as how a big ole’ wad of brand spankin’ new dollar bills smell. More importantly though, this cake is beautiful, so you know for damn sure the bride is beautiful, spoiled and rich. Okay, maybe that was a little harsh but hey, I’m a wee bit jealous here….single….sitting in my sweats.
2. Alice in Wonderland Cake
Beautiful, Interesting, and Bright! (Hopefully the bride is too.) This would be a definite crowd-pleaser and would fill the room with a whole bunch of cheshire cat smiles!
3. Zombie Cake
Okay, Admit it, this cake is bloody perfect if you are getting married on Halloween!
4. Medieval Wedding Cake
The flowers just take the cake on this one. (hahahahaha get it?) I want a medieval wedding but nobody loves me.
5. Zebra Print Cake
Cute cake. But I bet that I wouldn’t get along with the girl who requested it. (I don’t mesh well with girls who have more sass than me, that’s all)
6. Country Cake
The groom that is responsible for the design of this cake must be really loved by the woman who let this happen. You know when he saw this cake, he was probably grinnin’ like a possum eatin’ a sweet tater.
7. Mermaid Cake
This cake would knock any bride off her feet, er…I mean, tail.
8. Glittery Pink Cake
Because who doesn’t want to shove a giant glob of glitter down the grooms throat?! Win!
9. Space Cake
This cake is out of this world!
10. Entertainment Cake
BEST. CAKE. EVER!!!!!!!!!! Applause Applause, Bravo! Tell that cake maker to take a bow. It looks musically delicious!
So the whole time that I was looking at all these cakes, I was thinkin’ “damn” If only I could have one of these cakes and eat it too!