How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days

One of my all-time favorite movies has to be ‘How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days‘, starring the epic performance by the lovely Kate Hudson and delicious Matthew Mcconaughey. If you have never seen this film, then you are totally missing out and need to stop what you are doing right now and go watch it! (and then come back to this article, of course)

(Check it out here: How to Lose A Guy in 10 Days)

So, in honor of my love for this movie, I have compiled my own list on how to lose a guy in 10 days. (Honestly, these will probably work in as little as a day, depending on how bad your situation is).

1. Embarrass him in Public

How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days

Cause a scene in public that makes him look like a total jerk.

2. Give them The Jenna Marbles Face

Jenna Marbles

Every time they talk to you, just simply give them that face. But, also according to Jenna, you can’t stop until they go away. (And don’t laugh because that will just show that you have a sense of humor and he will definitely never leave you alone)

3. Treat Him Like a Child

Bart Simpson

When his friends are around, pinch his cheeks, talk baby-talk to him, and wipe his mouth with a cloth.

4. Talk about Your Period

Cramps

Yeah, they hate that. Even if you aren’t on your period, just fill him in anyways.

5. Show Him Your Inner Psycho

Meme Girl Jealous

Just be as scary as you can without hurting him.

6. Ditch the Deodorant

Big Bang Theory

If you want to get rid of a man, simply intentionally smell like you have been digging up dead bodies in 100 degree heat.

7. Chew Loudly with your Mouth Open

chewing gif

Just be disgusting so that he never wants to eat with you again. (Don’t forget to slurp your soup!)

8. Wear More Make-Up Than Your Face Can Carry

Too Much Makeup GIF

The goal here is to look like a complete clown.

9. Be Super Jealous

Crazy Girlfriend Blank Space

Even if you see him simply looking at a piece of fruit the wrong way, freak out.

10. Text and Call him As Much as Possible

Eventually, he will get sick of it. Keep doing it until your fingers hurt and you never hear from him again.

Alright, so there is your ultimate guide to getting rid of that creep who won’t leave you alone. Sometimes you have to try super hard to get a guy to move on to the next one, but if you follow those steps, you can be successful!

As always, these GIFs were brought to you by GIPHY.

– Crystal Eve <3

Written by 

Hello! My name is Crystal Kelley. I have a love for writing to express my thoughts on a variety of topics. I am always inspired by new things, therefore, what I will write about next is pleasantly unpredictable. I enjoy singing, drawing, playing piano, photography and my dog. Oh, and glitter really does run through my veins.

Related posts

Leave a Comment