One of my all-time favorite movies has to be ‘How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days‘, starring the epic performance by the lovely Kate Hudson and delicious Matthew Mcconaughey. If you have never seen this film, then you are totally missing out and need to stop what you are doing right now and go watch it! (and then come back to this article, of course)
(Check it out here: How to Lose A Guy in 10 Days)
So, in honor of my love for this movie, I have compiled my own list on how to lose a guy in 10 days. (Honestly, these will probably work in as little as a day, depending on how bad your situation is).
1. Embarrass him in Public
Cause a scene in public that makes him look like a total jerk.
2. Give them The Jenna Marbles Face
Every time they talk to you, just simply give them that face. But, also according to Jenna, you can’t stop until they go away. (And don’t laugh because that will just show that you have a sense of humor and he will definitely never leave you alone)
3. Treat Him Like a Child
When his friends are around, pinch his cheeks, talk baby-talk to him, and wipe his mouth with a cloth.
4. Talk about Your Period
Yeah, they hate that. Even if you aren’t on your period, just fill him in anyways.
5. Show Him Your Inner Psycho
Just be as scary as you can without hurting him.
6. Ditch the Deodorant
If you want to get rid of a man, simply intentionally smell like you have been digging up dead bodies in 100 degree heat.
7. Chew Loudly with your Mouth Open
Just be disgusting so that he never wants to eat with you again. (Don’t forget to slurp your soup!)
8. Wear More Make-Up Than Your Face Can Carry
The goal here is to look like a complete clown.
9. Be Super Jealous
Even if you see him simply looking at a piece of fruit the wrong way, freak out.
10. Text and Call him As Much as Possible
Eventually, he will get sick of it. Keep doing it until your fingers hurt and you never hear from him again.
Alright, so there is your ultimate guide to getting rid of that creep who won’t leave you alone. Sometimes you have to try super hard to get a guy to move on to the next one, but if you follow those steps, you can be successful!
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